February 2012
my mom didn’t want to leave me alone in the hotel room because, and i quote, “a little baby” um hello i’m 20 years old get out of here.
oh and when she finally left she texted me: don’t touch the stuff on the tray or we get charged
dead
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when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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i wish i could be highly intoxicated right now oh my god
i have arrived in vegas.
it sucks to be here when you’re not 21 wahh
I wish I had a job so I could start saving up for my new boobs already jesus
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Waiting for my friend and her mom to get here so we can leave for Vegas is so boring I just want to leave already!!
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wow my dreams suck this weird guy i know in real life is ALWAYS in my dreams and he’s always so chivalrous and nice and helping me out but in real life i don’t think he’s even like that it’s so weird!
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Panic! At the Disco - A Really Long Title To Grab Your Attention That Probably Has Nothing To Do With The Song
i feel better, baths are really relaxing and i should take them more often when i need to clear my head
my cat is mad at me because i wont share my popcorn with her